darkened my hair a bit, sup.
YOU’RE SO PERFECT IT’S LIKE YOU’RE NOT EVEN HUMAN
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My future wife, is someone elses wife. Awkward.
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I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
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| me half-way through shaving one leg: | i dont want to do this anymore |
trying to summon the tumblr user pizza
it worked!!
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I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
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If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.
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Reminds me of the silent hill bunny
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